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| i hate food i hate food i hate food i hate food i hate food. i am convinced that if i say it often enough it will eventually become a fact.
sigh stress. im so hungry.
lazy to blog.bye.
ravenously yours,
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| Lame Customer Service
ever look around a department store for something but can't find it. you look around for a clerk to help you. there are a few but they're "busy" talking on the phone, stocking or on their way to another part of the store. you know they saw you but are just ignoring you by trying to look busy. idiots..pisses me off.
Drivers who take up the fast lane
drive slow in the fast lane if you want to, just don’t drive slow in the fast lane right next to someone driving slow in the slow lane. it’s like a competition to see how slowly they can pass each other. and don’t flip me off because I flash my lights at you after waiting 5 minutes for you to move over.
People who flash their lights at me because I won’t get out of the fast lane
can’t you see I’m just moving with the flow of traffic? i always want to flip those jerks off.
Peeing All Over Public Toilet Seats
i’m only going to say this once. you CANNOT catch a goddamn thing from a toilet seat, not even if you lick it. so just sit down and stop leaving a mess that ensures no one will be able to sit on the bloody toilet. i’m sick of cleaning up after you, and yeah, i do that, because there is no way i’m gonna hover over the toilet like a UFO about to abduct someone. i’m tired and i want to sit down. so knock it off, can?!
Korean dramas
boy likes girl. girl likes boy. girl plays hard to get. boy gets girl. girl has cancer. girl dies. boy cries. yawn.
Starbucks
i hate to admit it, but i love Starbucks. hate the prices tho, and very rarely go there anymore because of it, but the reason i love it is because i know exactly what i'm going to get. a very orgasmic cup of coffee jelly frap. ( mm i could really use one right now.. ) but i hate it when the dude behind the counter asks me if i want to add another buck to make it a venti and proceeds to push you for another buck to make it a grande. it's bad enough that i'm spending my lunch money on overpriced caffeine so stop tempting me already!
Missing sock
there's always that missing sock which mysteriously disappears after one night in the dryer or washing machine. honestly where do they go? mind boggling, really.
Who sang it again?
It's annoying when I hear an interesting song or a familiar song that I don't know the song of. It's usually a while before I find out the title & the artist who sings it.
Bumper stickers
this quote from Demitri Martin pretty much sums it up for me: “I don’t mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It’s like a little sign that says ‘Hey, let’s never hang out.’”
iPod Headphones
i don't understand. how do they tangle so bad? it takes only a matter of minutes it seems like before your earbuds are tangled in a way you couldn’t even recreate if you tried. sien.
People who can’t find anything better to do than complain
k i’ll shutup now.
with lave,
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this is me exhibiting my face contaning 65.4% of make up.
and this is me with approx 45% of make up. the pick patches on my forehead are hardly microscopic without concealer.
i need a haircut..
if you're hoping for a picture of me without any makeup at all then you can go to bed my friend, and dream..because the fact is, i look like ass without the trusty aid of cosmetics. sigh 
and i think it's safe to say that Megan Fox is practically flawless. mah de..
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| www.twitter.com/tienning i currently have 25 followers. i feel like moses. well, almost. | | |
| Ask a random kid if she/he wants to be popular and they'll tell you no, even if the truth is that if she was in a desert dying of thirst and had the choice between a glass of water and instant popularity, they'd probably choose the latter. See, you can't admit to wanting it, because that makes you less cool. To be truly popular, it has to look like it's something you are, when in reality, it's what you make yourself.
- adapted from Jodi Picoult's Nineteen Minutes.
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